Too fat for shorts.
Too fat for tshirts.
Too fat for jackets.
Too fat for bathing suits.
Too fat for a boyfriend.
Too fat for attention.
Too fat.
Everywhere.
Just too fat.
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
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