Just Too Fat.

raging-restriction:

Too fat for shorts.

Too fat for tshirts.

Too fat for jackets.

Too fat for bathing suits.

Too fat for a boyfriend.

Too fat for attention.

Too fat.

Everywhere.

Just too fat.

I miss Twiggy.

Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.

Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

ninr:

cheaaa:

did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.







Bucketlist.

i’m going here

ninr:

cheaaa:

did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

Bucketlist.

i’m going here

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hi i had obreyed hair in eighth grade before it wuz cool

hi i had obreyed hair in eighth grade before it wuz cool

like why am i watching glee and hysterically crying right now?